Statement from Chris Nelson

By Chris Nelson. April 1, 2021. My name is Chris Nelson. Many of you know me. I rarely admit being wrong but this time I was. April Fools Day is a special day for me. I can troll, lie and slander myself without consequence. Notice I said MYSELF. I would never libel or slander another human being unless they really deserved it. Then they can sue me if it's not true. I put out a press release today saying the Million Maskless March was cancelled. I said I had Covid 19. None of those things are true. They are lies. I did it in the name of April Fool's Day. I have a long tradition of trolling people on April 1. I had people believing I was transitioning to a woman, believing I was gay and that I had an illigitimate asian child. While I thought these things were funny at the time they really are not. They are lies. As a Christ follower I am called to live in truth. The April 10 mask burning is a very important event. It is not MY event. It is YOUR event. I apologize for the he damage my fake press release has done. April Fool's!! 😂